Oh my warriors, whither would you flee? Behind you is the sea, before you, the enemy. You have left now only the hope of your courage and your constancy.

Remember that in this country you are more unfortunate than the orphan seated at the table of the avaricious master. Your enemy is before you, protected by an innumerable army; he has men in abundance, but you, as your only aid, have your own swords, and, as your only chance for life, such chance as you can snatch from the hands of your enemy. If the absolute want to which you are reduced is prolonged ever so little, if you delay to seize immediate success, your good fortune will vanish, and your enemies, whom your very presence has filled with fear, will take courage. Put far from you the disgrace from which you flee in dreams, and attack this monarch who has left his strongly fortified city to meet you. Here is a splendid opportunity to defeat him, if you will consent to expose yourselves freely to death. Do not believe that I desire to incite you to face dangers which I shall refuse to share with you. In the attack I myself will be in the fore, where the chance of life is always least.

Remember that if you suffer a few moments in patience, you will afterward enjoy supreme delight. Do not imagine that your fate can be separated from mine, and rest assured that if you fall, I shall perish with you, or avenge you.

Following soccer is like being in love with someone who’s (a) gorgeous, (b) fascinating, (c) possibly quite evil, and (d) only occasionally aware of your existence. There’s a continuous low-grade suffering that becomes a sort of addiction in its own right. You spend all your time hoping they’ll notice you, and they never do, and that unfulfilled hope feels like your only connection to them. And then one day they look your way, and it’s just, pow. And probably they just want help moving, and maybe they call you Josie instead of Julie, but still. It keeps you going. And as irrational as it sounds, you wouldn’t trade this state of being for a life of quiet contentment with someone else.
Everyone: please do this!

I’ll keep spamming you all until this gets done. LET’S DO THIS.

"The object of love is the best and most beautiful. Try to live up to it." — John Steinbeck

He put a new song in my mouth,
a song of praise to our God.
Many will see and fear,
and put their trust in the Lord.
Psalm 40:3

I hope these two line up. No matter what.

You think you're soooooo funny.
Me:chatting with you is weird - i never get to google talk with you
CM:haha fine
CM:GOODBYE
CM:just pretend i'm ***** and maybe it'll be more natural
Me:wait a second...
Me:i don't talk to her THAT much
CM:lol i didn't say you talk to her that much!
CM:must be your inner guilt

The shortest distance
Between two points
Is the line
From me to you

Addicted to The Glitch Mob right now.

Oh, I have no idea what I was thinking.

I love the manual for Gratuitous Space Battles:

Although it is legal to leave empty sockets [on your ship] (maybe to save weight or cost), it’s generally a good idea to pack your ship full of hardware. You are paying for the hull, and after all this isn’t ‘Proportional-Response Battles’, what were you thinking.

My mistake, Jacobim.

The mission selection screen also shows you three boxes that indicate if you were previously successful in battle on medium, hard or expert difficulty. There is no ‘easy’ option. If you wanted easy, you should not have signed up for the space navy and you are not fit to take command of a fleet of Andromedan space mites.

Forgive my lack of courage.

STRENGTH AND HONOR.